Coming soon™

SOMETHING FUZZY THIS WAY COMES

A small, very silly game. For phones. For kids. (For grown-ups who pretend it's for kids.)

We'd tell you more, but pets are notoriously bad at secrets, and we'd like to ship this before someone else makes a wobblier version.

What we can confirm

• Pets are involved. A non-trivial number of them.
• It's a game. You can play it. With your fingers, even.
• It's coming to iOS and Android. Not to your fridge.
• It's for ages 4 and up, which mathematically includes you.
• The dog is, in fact, a dog. Otherwise we say nothing.

That's it. That's the page. Check back when the pets are ready to be seen in public.